还是个非常好笑的笑话，因为马的脸很长。

It's a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

把我的马牵来。安娜，别这样，太危险了。

Bring me my horse, please. Anna, no. It's too dangerous.

《冰雪奇缘》《Frozen》

我选马，主要是因为马比较高，其次是因为生殖器比较大。错，能让这话题保持点格调吗？

Horse, but mostly just for the height. A little bit for the genital girth. Wrong, and let's keep it clean, shall we?

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

这是我的马[白粉]。这是你的吗？是啊，我从哥伦比亚带来的。

That's my horse. That's yours? Yes, I brought it back from Colombia.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

你曾跟我说你想当一个兽医，你还告诉我你给马接生过。生马一定很疼吧。你怎么就是没告诉我这事呢？

You told me you wanted to be a veterinarian. You told me you gave birth to a horse. That had to hurt. Why wouldn't you tell me about this?

《女孩成长记 第二季》《Girl Meets World Season 2》

生肖里包括马，羊，虎，鸡，狗，猪。当然还有猴。

The animals include the horse, goat, tiger, rooster, dog, pig. And, of course, the monkey.

《中国春节》《Chinese New Year》

我觉得一匹马走进酒吧，酒保说，为什么拉长一张马脸[闷闷不乐]？这种才是笑话。

I think A horse goes into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?' That's a joke.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

然后逐渐养成疯狂做普拉提的习惯，买条狗或一匹马，然后看上了骑术教练。

And develop an insane Pilates habit, and buy a dog, or a horse, and develop a crush on your riding instructor.

《遇见你之前》《Me before you》

你到底想说什么？也就是说，如果我是马或者鸟，我在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身边会相当紧张。

What's your point? My point is, if I were a horse or a bird, I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

我记得有次马走不动了，我们俩一起困在了泥地里，我们回来好一顿解释啊。

One time I remember the horse went lame and we both got stuck in the mud. Oh, the talking we had to do when we got back!

《唐顿庄园 第六季》《Downton Abbey Season 6》

只有功夫最高超的师傅才有资格舞狮。两名表演者需要完全同步，这类似于技艺高超的哑剧马。

Only the most advanced kung fu artists are allowed to be lion dancers. It takes two performers in complete synchronicity, like a highly acrobatic pantomime horse.

《中国春节》《Chinese New Year》

当然，你甚至不用报答我，真的不用明晚借出你们的马厩和马，更不用集体参与，帮我创造一个耶稣诞生实景。

Sure! And you wouldn't even have to pay me back by letting me use your barn and your horse tomorrow night for a live nativity scene, which you would all have to be in.

《破产姐妹 第四季》《2 Broke Girls Season 4》

真的呀？骑真马？再说个兴趣爱好。

Really? On actual horses? Tell me another interest of yours.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

恐怕阿里不哥的人马永远到不了襄阳。

I fear Ariq's horses will never reach Xiangyang.

《马可波罗 第一季》《Marco Polo Season 1》

不，我骑马，也狩猎，但我不会梦到马。

No. I ride, I even hunt, but I don't see horses in my dreams.

《唐顿庄园 第六季》《Downton Abbey Season 6》

艾哈迈德大人会和侍从一起在马旁等待。

And Minister Ahmad will wait with the convoy by the horses.

《马可波罗 第一季》《Marco Polo Season 1》

阿里不哥应该受千马践踏弃尸草原，任其腐烂。

Ariq should be trampled by 1,000 horses and left on a steppe to rot.

《马可波罗 第一季》《Marco Polo Season 1》

啊，我可是绞尽脑汁了。华馆提供了39.95美金的情侣特典套餐。蛋卷啊，饺子啊，数不清的炒菜，最后你还能和门口硕大的大理石马合影留念。

Yeah, I am pulling out all the stops. There's a $39.95 lover's special at P.F. Chang's. Egg rolls, dumplings, bottomless wok, and you get your picture taken on the big marble horse out front.

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

什么? 动物? 哪一种?一般的...狗、猫、马、天竺鼠，老鼠?

What? Animals? What kind? The usual, dogs, cats, horses, guinea pigs, rats.

《美食总动员》《Ratatouille》

我肯定能当一名好骑士，要不是小时候太高和害怕马的话。谢尔顿，该你了。

I would have been a great jockey if I weren't too tall. and scared of horses. Sheldon, you're up.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》