That's the only way we all get laid.

这是也是我们唯一全都能得到女伴的方法。

You get laid off.

你被解雇了。

It doesn't care if you get laid or remain a virgin.

它也不关心你是否有后代或者仍是纯洁的。

When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.

当我去唐人街时我喝得大醉。但从不去睡觉。

'The first question was,' When did you get laid off? '?

第一个问题是，你是什么时候被裁员的？

This is much more mundane: a billionaire wants to get laid.

一个亿万富翁想要俗气点，这才是正常的。

People get laid off, families are hurt. Unemployment goes up.

会解雇人，家庭会受伤害，失业会增加。

Come to office on time, otherwise you'll get laid off pretty soon.

按时来办公室，否则你很快就会下岗。

Who among us hasn't seen a helpful, smart, hard-working person get laid off?

咱们还有谁没见过聪明有用又勤奋的人被炒吗？

So there's opportunity there to influence how strongly memories get laid down.

因此就存在机会强烈影响放置的记忆。

Most human men would be appalled at the idea of their mothers helping them to get laid.

大多数的男人，如果说让他们的母亲去帮他们去找老婆，他们听了都会震惊吧。

But that's not what most of us tend to do. When we get laid off, we feel singled out and helpless.

可惜这种做法不是我们大多数人所倾向的，当被解雇时，多数人会感到孤单和无助，并且可能变得激动、怀恨在心和悲伤。

Pick-up lines, language patterns, verbal tricks and gimmicks are NOT enough to get laid in general.

搭讪路线，语言模式，话术和诡计(gimmick)一般情况下不足以sc。

Obviously, you don't always need to ignore the Object of Your Desire to lower her value to get laid.

显然，你没必要一直都是无视目标降低她的价值然后得到她。

If she's about to get laid off and her higher-ups have no idea what you do, you'll be vulnerable too.

如果你的上司要下岗而她的上级对你的工作又根本不了解那你也容易下岗。

A lot of the Labour force either quit or get laid-off each year, but these workers are rapidly rehired.

每年都有许多劳动力辞职或是下岗，但这些人很快就会重新找到工作。

If you suddenly get laid off, you should have at least three to six months of living expenses set aside.

如果您突然下岗了，您应该起码拥有3至6个月的生活费可以支配。

Plants get left behind when people quit, get laid off, and so on and many times coworkers just toss them out.

当人们辞职、被解雇，或是以其他方式离开的时候，往往不会带走那些植物。很多时候同事只是把它们一扔了事。

Maturity can be very arousing; if you know what you’re doing she’ll appreciate it and you’ll get laid more often.

成熟可以使你很振奋人心。 如果你清楚自己正在做什么，她们会欣赏你的。

"Pay cut, less medical benefits, loss of my vacation and loss of my severance package when I get laid off here, " he said.

工资减少了，医疗补助也减少了，带薪假期取消了，要是哪天我也被解雇了，连遣散费都没有。

Experience. Maturity can be very arousing; if you know what you're doing she'll appreciate it and you'll get laid more often.

做事老练。成熟可以使你很振奋人心。如果你清楚自己正在做什么，她们会欣赏你的。你也会因此而容易追到女孩子。

Also, a number of women who have been at home, or working part-time, are returning to work when husbands or partners get laid off.

此外，在丈夫或男友遭遇裁员后，很多全职太太和从事兼职工作的女性纷纷重回职场。

Picking flowers from yours, or anybody else’s garden for that matter, is a surefire way to not get laid for the rest of the month.

从自己的或别人的花园摘花送给她绝对让你们的关系到不了月底的。