Their new state motto is' Live Free or Bi. '" — Jimmy fallon."

对，他们州的新口号是“自由的活或者两性的活。”

If that doesn't work, he's planning on making a documentary about global warming. "— Jimmy fallon."

如果这没有用的话，他打算制作一部关于全球暖化的纪录片。

A new study found that our happiness peaks in our late 80s. Mainly because all the people who annoyed you are dead by then. -jimmy Fallon.

一项研究显示八十多岁是一个人最幸福的时候。主要是因为到那个时候让你心烦的人都死了。

Schools in Illinois are dropping writing portions from standardized test. When asked why, a spokesman said, "We simple does not needs them." - Jimmy Fallon.

伊利诺伊州的一些学校取消了标准化测验中的写作部分。当被问及原因时，学校发言人说：“偶们就史不用考嘛。”