Then we also need to pretend, of course, that I said yes, which I would almost never do because freelance clients are usually nuttier than an Almond Joy and about as smart as a bag of hair.

继续假设，我说可以，然而我可能会达不到你的要求，因为自由职业者的客户经常会比一般客户要求更高，当然，并不是全部客户都这样。