A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

批评家,是教人跑步的无腿的人.

A critic be a legless man who teach running.

批评家,是教人跑步的无腿人.

Your smartphone is the world's most successful legless robot.

你们的智能手机就是世界上最成功的的无腿机器人。

In fact, most of you have a legless robot with you right now.

实际上，大部分人现在手里就有个无腿机器人。

But now, I'm nothing but a goddamn cripple, a legless freak! Look. Look! Look at me!

但是现在，我却变成无用的残废，没腿的怪物！你看我！

We're going to call this a legless robot, which may sound exotic, but they're pretty cool all by themselves.

我们把这个叫做无腿机器人，这听起来可能有点儿另类，其实它相当酷。