They'd just reused the box. FML

原来，他们只不过拿了个手机盒子用来包装而已。

My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

好吧我承认，我的房东就是我男朋友。

I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML.

我还是个14岁的女生。

I didn't get the extra credit. FML.

很显然，我没有获得这次的附加分。

I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML.

好吧，我被一只死去的猪尿湿了。

I didn't know she was married. FML.

奶奶的，我还真不知道她已经结婚了。

She now has two new toys today. FML

她今天已经这样获得了两个新玩偶了。

The owner answered my phone call. FML.

后来我才知道，那餐馆老板接了我很多电话。

Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

而现在，我一个人孤苦伶仃，没有女友也没有朋友。

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML.

今天，我独处时的表情把一个女孩吓哭了。

My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

我的女儿们为此哭了两个钟头。

Even Febreeze can't get rid of the smell. FML.

好了，现在我用完了整瓶的空气清新剂，也没能去除我车里死猫的味道。

She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

她厌恶地看了我一眼，然后走掉了。

Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML.

我的钱包还在那件衣服里！

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?". FML

今天，我正在努力的时候，女朋友问我：“你进去了么？”

Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML.

很显然，我给所有人都发了，连同我老板在内。

Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML.

结果，她的朋友正是那个看报纸的男人。

Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

在这个时候我才发现我的照相机电池用完了。

My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

过了一会儿我去厨房给他准备点心，只听得一声巨响……我外甥像海绵宝宝那样把我的新吉他砸得粉碎。

I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML.

现在好了，我的手机和我的右手都废了。

I am now back in the hospital because my horse ran over me. FML.

现在，我因被马踩伤，又躺在了医院里。

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML.

今天，我爸决定用我的毕业证来试试笔有没水。

Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML.

可是今天，她说了“我知道怎么让你温暖”之后便朝我放了一个屁。

He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML.

他说：“我才不会想你呢，你不在的时候我从来都不想你。”

Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML.

原来，我们的车子再一次被盗了，而且这次的盗贼还放了把火。

Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML

不出两分钟，我被司机赶了下来——因为我太臭了。

I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML.

现在我得每天看祖母做这个持续6分钟。

Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

当我回家，打算给她发个短信的时候，我发现她从我手机里把她的号码删除了。

I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML.

现在，我需要找三个见证人向他们证明我还活着。