Can I have several Shorties to represent me?

我能有几个矮仔代表我？

These Shorties cost the price of a regular SMS.

这些矮成本价格的例行短信。

Yeah, turns out nobody likes shorties, least of all prospective parents.

对，好像没人喜欢矮个子，至少那些准父母们不喜欢。