免费拍摄宝宝证件照；

Shooting baby's certificate photo for free;

绝不要使用证件照。证件照看上去很劣质，而且它们骗不过任何人。真实的你的最差的照片都比任何证件照要好。

Never use stock photos. Stock photos look cheesy. And they don't fool anyone. The worst photos of the real you are better than any stock photos.

下面我将给你们展示一下多年来我收集的这些生命体的“证件照”。

So I'm going to show you some mug shots of these organisms that I've collected over the years.

用抓拍的看上去比较放松，比较调皮的照片，而不是正式的照片或证件照。

Use a candid snapshot in which you look relaxed and flirty, instead of a formal portrait or yearbook picture.