这是中国对好莱坞的回击：中国坞。

China's answer to Hollywood: Chinawood.

《鸟瞰中国》《China from Above》

怎么了进展如何，你有没有袭卷好莱坞啊？

Hi. What's up? Oh, how's it going? You taking Hollywood by storm?

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

那个好莱坞伪君子克里斯·帕拉特也没有回我推特。

And that Hollywood phony Chris Pratt never tweeted me back.

《生活大爆炸 第九季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》

好莱坞今日大新闻，《靓男保姆》录制现场失控。

Well, the big news in Hollywood today is, of course, the Man-ny's on-set meltdown.

《我们这一天 第一季》《This Is Us Season 1》

整个夜里我们的人被一个个的放下来。而“好莱坞”在此。

Our guys have been coming down in droves all night. And Hollywood's here.

《血战钢锯岭》《Hacksaw Ridge》

我居然把他当偶像，何必呢？到头来，他也是个好莱坞戏子。

And to think I idolized that man. And why? At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony.

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

不知道，可能开车去好莱坞那里，去几个泡妞圣地转转，看有无妹子上钩。

I don't know, maybe drive down to Hollywood, hit a few hot spots, see if I can get lucky.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

为满足观众要求，中国历史被加工重述，正如二十世纪四五十年代的好莱坞工作室。

Chinese history is being retold for Chinese audiences like the Hollywood studios of the 1940 and 50s.

《鸟瞰中国》《China from Above》

不是，我和拉杰要去好莱坞的哥特夜总会和夜猫子一起玩儿。有人想一起去吗？

No. Raj and I are going to a goth club in Hollywood to hang with the night people. Anybody want to come along?

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

好莱坞有西部片，中国坞也有属于自己的特色，那就是宫廷戏和劲爆的武打电影。

Hollywood has westerns. Chinawood has its own wild west, dynastic dramas and high-octane martial arts movie.

《鸟瞰中国》《China from Above》

你还能在什么时候看见这么多好莱坞人员同时聚在一起？我们会玩的很开心的。

When else are you gonna get to see a very Hollywood cliche crammed into the same room? We'll make fun of it together!

《爱乐之城》《La La Land》

根据我们的三角测量法，我们锁定了超模的所在地在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内。

So based on our triangulation, we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

其实规模小了很多，但重心主要放在漫画书上，以前传统的大会都是这样，而不是像现在的好莱坞电影潮。

Well, it's a lot smaller. It's more about the comic books. The way these conventions used to be before they went all Hollywood.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

你居然不想找脱衣舞女？装什么啊，你可是脱衣舞之王啊，北好莱坞的一家脱衣舞俱乐部还用你的名字命名了一根钢管呢。

You don't want strippers? You're the king of strippers. The one club in North Hollywood named a pole after you.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

对，我有补助金的写作经验，而且经常和好莱坞的一些人打交道，我知道他们是你们基金的主要捐助者。

No. I have grant writing experience, and I'm used to dealing with Hollywood types, which I know are large contributors to your foundation.

《我们这一天 第一季》《This Is Us Season 1》

别这样，谢尔顿，我们可以带你妈去看看好莱坞标志，参观蜡像馆，走走星光大道。也可以去逛逛罗迪欧大道。

Come on, Sheldon, we'll take your mom to see the Hollywood sign, the wax museum, the Walk of Fame. Ooh, maybe a little Rodeo Drive.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

不，但这对小宝贝一旦沾地就属于我了，我就要穿着它们在好莱坞大道徘徊，好让它们物有所值，美啦，美啦，美啦。

No. Once these puppies touch the ground they're mine, and I'll have to wear them walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard in order to pay them off. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

《生活大爆炸 第四季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》

你今晚会和我一起去派对吧？奢华的好莱坞派对？没错，没错。我不去。来嘛。凯文，我，好吧，我都没有合适的衣服。

So you're coming to the party, though, tonight with me, right? The fancy Hollywood party? Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not. Yeah. Kevin, I, okay, I don't even have anything to wear.

《我们这一天 第一季》《This Is Us Season 1》

电影呢？是啊，有那么多电影，以至于中国不得不限制好莱坞电影进口的数量，本土电影才有可能得到存活的机会。

How about movies? Well, there are so many that China has had to limit the number of Hollywood movies imported into the country so that local films could even have a chance at success.

《王力宏牛津大学演讲》《Leehom Wang Speech at Oxford》

她今晚要在她家举办一个大型好莱坞派对，电视台总裁和很多人会到场，我要到那去，五体投地恳请他们让我继续演《靓男保姆》。

She's throwing this big Hollywood party at her house tonight, right? The network president's gonna be there, everyone. I'm supposed to show up, get down on my hands and knees and beg to be the Manny again. Yeah.

《我们这一天 第一季》《This Is Us Season 1》