我认为每个人都是怪咖。

I think everybody's weird.

这样听起来才不会像怪咖。

Then we don't sound like weirdos.

而对怪咖们来说事情本应是透明的可知的系统化的，这就对怪咖们的行为准则造成了巨大侵犯。

That is a huge violation to the geek ethic, where you're supposed to be transparent and knowable and systematized.

《怪咖少女事件簿》，因为这本书与人的内在美有关。

Dork Diaries, because it's about your inner beauty.

如果有人说他不想有，那他要么在说谎要么就是个无趣怪咖。

Anyone who tells you that they don't is either lying or doesn't like fun.

在下一次《请问 Joy 大大》中，Joy 终于到达怪咖状态。

On the next Ask Joy, Joy finally attains full creeper status.

作为一个科技“怪咖”，王弘毅经常将大部分业余时间花在实验室里。

As a technology geek, Wang routinely spends most of his spare time in the laboratory.

弱点 ：贞子她妈，反对怪咖记者或是挖出你的家用录相机，记录下最新的东城故事。

Achilles Heel: Her mother, whom Sadako protected against vicious reporters. Or, dig out your VHS player and record the latest episode of Eastenders over her.

很明显他们其实是优秀的管理者，但我觉得怪咖们却因为这些对他们的老板心存怀疑。

There are good managers out there, obviously, but I think that's where geeks are a little suspect of managers.

你的第一反应是把对方视为最不可靠，又不回复邮件的怪咖。而且某些情况下，你还是对的。

Your first inclination might be to brush that person off as an undependable, unresponsive flake. And, in some cases, you might be right.