石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克！

Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock!

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

史波克踩碎剪刀，剪刀将蜥蜴斩首，蜥蜴吃掉纸[同义布]，论文[同义布]证明史波克不存在，史波克把石头融化。

Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

不如这样吧，我们石头剪刀布决定？

I'll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors?

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

我推荐玩石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克[星际旅行3里的人物]。

I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

最后和以前一样，石头敲坏剪刀。好，我明白了。

And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. Okay, I think I got it.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

外婆？怎么了。我要剪刀。干什么用呢？剪我的头发。

Grandma? Yes. I need the scissors. What for? For cutting my hair.

《房间》《Room》

你不会做开洞的内裤？拿一把剪刀给它剪…

You can't make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

好了，我们进行到哪儿了？今天是不是要听某个剪刀专家来作证了啊？

Okay, where are we? Are we going to hear from a scissors expert today?

《傲骨贤妻第七季》《The Good Wife Season 7》

好吧，剪刀石头布，决定谁去请那个妓女离开。什么？我想念这个。

All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave. What? I miss this.

《老友记 第八季》《Friends Season 8》

可怜的塔图。他玩“剪刀石头布”永远都赢不了了。对方知道他只能出石头。

Oh, poor Tato. He can never win at Paper Rock Scissors. Always know rock is coming.

《女孩成长记 第二季》《Girl Meets World Season 2》

什么？非常简单的，剪刀剪布，布包石头，石头砸死蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克。

What? It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

我看这样不行，大量的实例研究表明，在石头剪刀布中如果让互相熟悉的玩家进行一定局数的游戏，那么其中有百分之75到80是打平的。

Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

卡洛琳，我们俩终于要剪刀[女同XOXO]了。

Hey, Caroline, we're finally about to scissor.

《破产姐妹 第四季》《2 Broke Girls Season 4》