这是史上最长的结账队伍。

Longest queue in history.

我到家的时候老婆向我献上了史上最长的吻。

When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever.

美国甚至还没进入“史上最长命帝国50强”名单。 。

The United States hasn't even made it into the Top 50 list of longest-lasting empires.

来看看听了那么多年这个史上最长故事的经历给琳德西·冯塞卡和大卫·亨瑞所扮演的两个倒霉孩子留下了怎样的心灵创伤吧！

Check out the video to see what the twisted years of listening to the longest story ever have done to poor Lyndsy Fonseca and David Henrie!