哪个是我？

I am which one?

无论走到哪里，我时常恍恍然分不清哪个是我自己，是走在我身边这孩子呢，还是套在我裤子里那家伙。

Everywhere we went I had trouble making out whichwas I, the one walking at my side, the one walking in my pants.

这些描述都符合你的个性特征吗？让我很惊讶的是，对我来说特别准！（但我肯定不会透露哪个是我！）

How well did these descriptions match your personality? I was surprised at the accuracy in my case (but I'm not going to spill which one it was!).