Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes.

你的美发师不会清理你的眼屎！

In the meantime, check out this other bit of NASA promo hilarity: Space Your Face, where an animated astronaut with whatever picture you want in its helmet boogies on the moon or Mars.

与此同时，请关注NASA的另一项推广活动：“太空飞脸”，在这个活动中，一个飞往月球或火星的动画版宇航员将在他的头盔上画上任何你所想要的图画。