Instead, it makes noise, it pees, poos and barfs.

它会制造噪音，撒尿拉屎，甚至生病呕吐。

Which must explain why, on the second day of our stay, I felt piercingly, acutely jealous of one of Rachel’s poos.

由于这个原因，在我们疗程的第二天，我感到寒风刺骨，对雷切尔的便便感觉极度地嫉妒。