Young co- eds are being cut up by a chainsaw killer on a college campus.

年轻的女大学生在校园内被一个电锯杀手肢解。

The newspapers say there's a psychopath going around hacking up college co- eds .

报纸上说，有个精神病患者在男女共校的大学里转来转去并（女孩子）刀伤害。

Drunk co-eds will attest that they are able to walk around in the dead of winter in only a t-shirt or a skirt, provided they keep drinking.

一些喝醉的学生会证明他们可以在酷寒的冬季只穿T恤或裙子在户外行走，只要保证不停地喝酒。

Rarer are the students that see opportunities in their collegiate surroundings and start successful businesses aimed at serving other co-eds.

很少有学生能够看到大学里的经商机遇，而且很少有人能够成功的以服务女大学生做为他们的经商对象。