I get paid a bundle to sit here all day with all of the answers and watch as groups of clueless rubes stumble to figure out what are the right questions to ask me to fix their pathetic little lives.

我明知道所有答案却还要整天坐在这儿看着一群群愚蠢的乡巴佬纠结于怎样正确的向我提问才能改变他们可悲的短暂生命，我要为此收一大笔钱呢。