Spongebob: you this pink sharp!

海绵宝宝：你这个粉红尖尖！

Spongebob: you this powder stars!

海绵宝宝：你这个粉星星！

Spongebob: a dollar to buy?

海绵宝宝：一块钱能买什麽？

Spongebob lives at 124 Conch Street.

海绵宝宝居住在贝壳街124号。

Spongebob: oh, you are late! ! ! ! !

海绵宝宝：哦，你是秃子！

Spongebob: have you heard about this?

海绵宝宝：你听说过吗？

This is the spongebob squarepantss faith.

这就是海绵宝宝的信念。

SpongeBob has even hawked Kentucky Fried Chicken.

海绵宝宝的包装袋甚至出现在了肯德基里。

Spongebob is a good child, he to who are very friendly.

海绵宝宝是个善良的孩子，他对谁都很友好。

Spongebob has also as his brother octopus of good friends.

海绵宝宝也把章鱼哥当成自己的好朋友。

My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

过了一会儿我去厨房给他准备点心，只听得一声巨响……我外甥像海绵宝宝那样把我的新吉他砸得粉碎。

Tap, shake and tilt to make SpongeBob talk and react to you!

点选，震动和倾斜，使海绵宝宝说话和反应给你！

But most of all, SpongeBob annoys him - almost 24 hours a day.

但最让他生气的是，海绵宝宝几乎每天24小时都会惹他厌烦。

I swear, I can send large star like spongebob guards to protect you.

我发誓，我可以像派大星保护海绵宝宝一样守护你。

Every time a license is seen, Spongebob says something about a mustache.

每当看到驾照时，海绵宝宝都会扯到跟胡子有关的事情。

SpongeBob is an optimistic and energetic character, but also very naive.

海绵宝宝拥有开朗的性格，是个乐天派，但同时也有些幼稚。

Kids love Sesame Street characters, SpongeBob SquarePants, and other childhood ICONS.

孩子们喜欢《芝麻街》中的角色，海绵宝宝，以及其他孩子们的偶像。

To live like spongebob, always so optimistic as, so happy, so lovely, so the sunshine.

要过得像海绵宝宝一样，总是那么乐观，那么开心，那么可爱，那么阳光。

Spongebob: "I ready to go to the party, are you ready to go to the party? The boss! " crab.

海绵宝宝：“我准备好去参加派对了，你准备好去参加派对了吗蟹老板！”

You are willing to work with lovely, generous and friendly and trustworthy spongebob be a friend?

你愿意与可爱、慷慨大方、友好、可信赖的海绵宝宝做朋友吗？

Hit with the kids: Mark Northeast's son Oscar was a big fan of his SpongeBob SquarePants sandwich.

受到孩子们的喜欢：Mark Northeast的儿子奥斯卡很喜欢他做的海绵宝宝三明治。

SpongeBob is a fry cook at the Krusty Krab restaurant, at which he has won employee of the month many times.

海绵宝宝在蟹堡王餐厅做煎炸厨师，在那里他多次荣获每月最佳员工。

Live like Spongebob, laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy the mean people with your happiness.

要像海绵宝宝一样活着，整天没头没脑地大笑，用快乐去烦死那些讨厌的人。