You know, I would have been a really good postal worker.

你知道，我可以成为一名称职的邮政工人。

Article 253. A postal worker who opens, conceals or destroys mails or telegrams without authorization shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than two years or criminal detention.

第二百五十三条邮政工作人员私自开拆或者隐匿、毁弃邮件、电报的，处二年以下有期徒刑或者拘役。

Article 253 Any postal worker who opens without authorization or conceals or destroys mail or telegrams shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than two years or criminal detention.

第二百五十三条邮政工作人员私自开拆或者隐匿、毁弃邮件、电报的，处二年以下有期徒刑或者拘役。