Would you mind closing the door? Inom trying to take a dump here.

你可不可能把门关起来呢? 我正在上大号。

Nothing. If you’re talking about I-sleep-over-and-go-off-to-class-the-next-morning and then you go and take a dump.

如果你说的是我睡完一觉第二天早上去上课，然后你就去拉屎的话，那当然无所谓。