If only he had got his hands on one before bidding farewell to the trading floor to become an impoverished inky-fingered wretch instead. An opinionated one, mind you.

要是当年告别交易大厅，成为舞文弄墨的穷光蛋之前，能搞到这种摇钱树就好了——这是个有情绪的意见，提醒你。