And the chicken poops in her lap!

一只鸡拉屎在她腿上！

I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life.

我只是拉了我人生中最大的一坨屎。

But as the Japanese author Taro Gomi so eloquently put it, everyone poops.

然而，正如日本作家五味太郎雄辩地指出的那样，是人就免不了要便便。