我不知道，玩游戏，吃晚饭看剧？哦，我刚考完期末也就是说我会在卡门家里玩乓。乒乓。

I don't know, Xbox, dinner, some Netflix? Oh, I just finished my last final which means I was at Carmen's house playing pong. Ping-pong.

《网络谜踪》《Searching》

你看我，形单影只单身狗。一辈子永远别想有娃，因为你无法让娃跟你的狗一起上网看剧。谢两位壮士到场支援。

I mean, look at me, I'm all alone. I'm never gonna have babies, 'cause you can't make a baby watching Netflix with your dog. Thanks for coming.

《生活大爆炸 第十一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》