当女孩儿们的男朋友直勾勾地老盯着其他美妞看的时候，她们很容易就勃然大怒。

Girls tend to hit the ceiling when their boyfriends keep staring straightly at other birds.

话说忽然菊花一紧，感觉屁股上有一只手，我猜想一定是那美妞，就假装不知道在那里暗爽。

After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back.

客服大美妞告诉我：清理掉上面的一层鼻涕嘎就好了，还有，她建议我以后别老把手指插鼻孔了。

The extremely attractive customer service rep told me I just had to clean off the layer of boogers caked onto the screen and keep my fingers out of my nose from now on.