Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

丘吉尔出生在一个舞会的女厕所里。

Heads would turn in the direcion of the middle-aged woman carrying her tot like a football while making the hundred-yard dash across the store to the ladies' room.

瞬间之后，人们会看到一个中年妇女像拎着足球一样拎着她女儿，以百米冲刺般穿过杂货店直到另一端的女厕所。