I have this image of a fat little man in baggy Bermuda shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and a straw hat with beer-can openers dangling from it, clutching fistfuls of dollars.

这东西在我心目中的形象就是一个矮胖子，穿着皱巴巴的百慕大短裤，一件夏威夷衬衫，戴一顶草帽，开酒瓶和罐头的扳子从草帽上摇摇晃晃挂下来，手里攥着大把钞票。

Left-handers have trouble using can-openers, scissors, and potato peelers.

左撇子在使用开罐刀、剪刀和土豆削皮器时会有困难。

You can meet and talk to lots of women under the guise of a common interest, which is way better and easier than using canned openers and routines.

你们可以见面，在共同兴趣下谈女人。这比起开话题、惯例更好，更容易。