This activity is evidently intended to marry off all the old maids.

这次活动是为了全体老小姐都能出嫁。

Feminine products, snacks, magazines, capsule toys and everything else you can find in a 7-Eleven. It truly is a haven for old maids.

走进7-Eleven，女性用品、零食、杂志，应有尽有，无聊时甚至可以扭个蛋，7-Eleven是老少女的加油站。

As long as it took me to crisscross the country a dozen times, romancing widows and a couple of old maids who couldn't hold a candle to you, swindling them out of a little of their life's savings...

我在国内来来回回了十来次，骗了一些寡妇和几个老姑娘，她们连你的脚后跟都比不上，我把她们的毕生积蓄撬走了一点点，你就等了这么长的时间。

A Geneva member wrote: 'One of my friends, a funny old-timer here, told me that the site has lowered so much its level, that she has invited her maids.'

一位日内瓦会员写道：“我有一位风趣幽默的朋友入会已经很久了。 她告诉我说网站的水平下降的太多了，她甚至介绍了自己的女佣入会。”

If the maids or old nurses aren't good to you, just let me know.

丫头老婆子们不好，也只管告诉我。